happy halloweenz!

please please please

Pennsylvania, on Nov 4th please, pull your head out of your ass...

last week

between crawling around on the ground next to the body of a dead deer

and

causing children wait in a line while I monopolized a wax figure of Miley Cyrus

I realized I 'm not like most people.

December 6th can't be here soon enough!!

I got my ticket for Liza at the Palace.
Very very pleased am I.
She is bound to be amazing.
I am bound to cry like a baby.

(a-big-tear-soaked-red-faced-crazy-laughing-clapping-creepy-adult-lady-baby)

did you know...

That on January 4, 1903 Thomas Edison electrocuted an elephant because he couldn't handle competition from Tesla?

W H A T A C R E E P E R

Check out my new blog if you get a chance.

It's real good.

http://whatacreeper.blogspot.com

daylight

by matt & kim <3

omy gawd omy gawd omy gawd!!

I can't believe that I didn't know this was happening until today. Where is my freakin newsletter at!? For realz!?

The one and only, Liza Minnelli at The Palace!!

AHHHHH!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Okay, okay breathe... so okay. Tickets go on sale Sunday at noon...
Liza, Liza, Liza... oh my gawd, I can't even think right now. I am so excited. Oh what am I going to wear!?

This shit is gonna be real fancy. First, I'll take myself out for a nice steak dinner and some wine-and then I'm gonna go see Liza-fuckin-Minnelli and scream hysterically-and make friends with some old Jewish ladies from Red Wood New Jersey that I am sitting beside (yo! shout out to Joan in NJ! Hope your daughter is doing good in college!)-and then I'll take myself for a walk and re-sing all the songs that Liza just sang-and then I'll take my own hand and propose to myself-and I'll say yes, because nobody else fucking gets me- and it will be magical.

the choice is clear

DOWN WITH TUBE SOCKS!

You can pick these up in the children's section of your local book store.

The Obama's are complete with super cute outfits for Michelle and the girls.

While the McCain's have... well, let's just call them interesting accessories.

L I Z A !

nerd alert... sector three

Anton Yelchin as Chekov, Chris Pine as James T. Kirk, Simon Pegg as Lt. Montgomery Scott, Karl Urban as Dr. McCoy, John Cho as Sulu and Zoe Saldana as Uhura.

aww... i am really worried about this.
Chris Pine?

yeah i saw you in that Lindsay Lohan movie... you aren't a captain kirk. you're like 19 years old.
John Cho?

are you serious? shouldn't he be off making another harold and kumar movie or something?
Simon Pegg?

he is funny but can't really act. that's why his last movie just totally tanked.
Zoe Saldana?

you aren't going to dance right? I mean Uhura like doesn't dance while she's on the bridge...

The other guy is just too damn young. But Karl Urban is fine, I have no qualms with him.

The best part about this is that I am such a Next Generation girl... I can't honestly say that I love the original... but the point still stands don't eff with my Star Trek yo!

you only turn ___ once?

today was my 14th birthday on the planet mars... i didn't get to celebrate it.
i can't tell you how honestly upset i am about this.
that's the last time i'll ever turn 14... i'll be long dead before my jupiter 14th comes around.

you just best believe i am going to throw down a SUPER sweet 16.

jubal

Whenever I see a cowboy I think of this name.

If I would have been born a boy it would have been mine.

Named after the lead character in a great cowboy movie starring Glenn Ford.

Rather as a girl, I got the name of a talking horse from Narnia and a village in Middle Earth... yeah.

foxy loxy

b i r t h r i g h t s

i have seen the future...

it doesn't look too good for me and cassie.

the engagement

jim & pam & turkey hill iced tea?
Oh my gawd
P E N N S Y L V A N I A!!

5 0 t h o u s a n d

The average driver drives around 15,000 miles per year.

Well, I just hit 50,000 miles.

That's a lot, I basically drove my car around the Earth twice.

doin' what comes natur'lly

The good ole days with backdrops on sets and totally un-PC musical numbers.
Betty Hutton <3

negative on plan B

Why the hell did I ever think that I should live in an RV?
Yet another Sunday wasted exploring a very underdeveloped thought.

wolves are awesome

i love your little wolf face!!