Friday, January 30

uh oh! spaghettios!

I got this email from my sister (Jenna) this morning.

Click them and you can read the fun too!




Because the second character is named Wednesday I can only assume that I wrote this after I saw "The Addams Family Movie" in 1991.
I was 9.
Stay out my shit yo!

Thursday, January 29

this morning (disappointment)


"Oh my god! Is that a huge-abstract-plastic-blue-whale?!"


"Aw... it's just a stupid-ole-gift-wrapped-helicopter..."


last night

Giacomo is unsure of what I expect him to do with the new hole in the basement door.



(5 seconds after picture)

"Clearly it's a cat door Giacomo."

(10 seconds after picture)

"Go through it! Get in there!"

(15 seconds after picture)

Manage to demonstrate function by shoving struggling cat through shoddy hole in door.

Wednesday, January 28

Epiphany

I'm starting to think that the Muppet Show had a much larger effect on me than I first realized.


Thursday, January 22

holy shit. now that's a crazy cat lady.



homegirl done gone and left planet earth.

Tuesday, January 20

a pretty good day


"This is the journey we continue today. We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less inventive, our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year. Our capacity remains undiminished. But our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions -- that time has surely passed. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America."

As much as I enjoyed that I must admit I was pretty taken by that poem too. Although, I didn't get to hear the whole thing because I had to leave the room when she hit the "a teacher says get a pencil" part... I was laughing so hard that I started choking on my coffee. I think my co-workers were really impressed that I held it in that long.

Top 5 funny moments
#5 Random cuts to Steven Spielberg  and Kate Capshaw.
#4 "Yellow can be mellow".
#3 The way that Reverend said "Sa-sha and Ma-lia".
#2 Barack forgetting the line to repeat when being sworned into office.
#1 OMG the whole poem from top to bottom.

Monday, January 19

my four favorite barbies.

I was never one for the blondes. 
(only blonde boys)

my g-ma wasn't an old white lady

(technically she wasn't my g-ma.)

Thursday, January 15

the art of seduction... by me (age 14)


Step 1: Take an object (lawn ornament/action figure) from boys home.

Step 2: Photograph the object.

Step 3: Write a witty ransom note.

Step 4: Put photo and note in boys school locker.

Step 5: Sit and wait.



Depending on the case there were sometimes a Step 6 & 7... but it normally involved giving the objects back in exchange for the evidence.

(it turns out that mothers are very protective of their lawn ornaments)

(and that boys thought this was more creepy than funny)

Wednesday, January 14

a future expat

W H A T A C R E E P E R



Monday, January 12

all i want to do right now.

curl up and die...

Friday, January 9

YES!!

Did you have any idea that such bitchin' large scale wall decals existed?
I didn't. But that's not the point.
The point is, I DO NOW!



You can come over and hang out wheneverz.

Wednesday, January 7

NHP on SNL?!? OMG!!1!




Acronyms!!!!!

Tuesday, January 6

i do not want to share the blue chair with u

 sure looks like a lil bastard doesn't he?

Monday, January 5

Also.

Did you know that John Cleese has a Twitter page?

If only John Cusack had one. It would make my life so much easier.

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I don't care if this thing is automated. This still made me laugh.

"Barack Obama (BarackObama) is now following your updates on Twitter."

Did you ever see "Sarafina!" ?

It's a musical about apartheid in South Africa. I remember the day I saw it at the theater, I was 10 years old. It was the first and last time I saw it. But that's okay because it's burned pretty vividly into my brain.

Then (as if the fact that my sister and I sobbing hysterically weren't enough) we got to go see the massive AIDS quilt at York College right after.

It was a day for learning about bad things. The kinds of bad things that you can't just read about.

It turned out to be a pretty traumatic day. As a matter of fact I think that this day rates as #3 in my list of most horrible days.

#1 on my list of most horrible days as a 10 year old.

I'm not sure why I am bring this up. I have been thinking about Africa a lot lately. I hope to go in the fall.


This is when Sarafina is arrested. You don't have to watch the whole thing. It's just the only clip I could find of this part.

ain't no party like a barbie party

cause a barbie party don't quit!!

norman as a planter

I don't have enough patience for helen keller

Sunday, January 4

save me spider-man save me!!

Saturday, January 3

Zach and the wee man

Philly

It really is more fun when you sleep over.