Sunday, May 31

Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers.





Basically the most amazing show ever. I am just so in awe of anyone with musical talent.
(steve martin i adore you, you have been my hero as long as i can remember.)

Monday, May 25

(updated)

I can't remember where I found this.


prom. for realz.



Monday, May 18

Today's Menu - Breakfast for Lunch & Lunch for Lunch

This afternoon at work, I was sitting at my desk wondering if I put my bottle of soy milk into the mini fridge.

I went into the kitchen to double check, but there was no milk in the mini fridge. 

I checked the pantry, assuming that I left it in the plastic bag I tossed my box of cereal in this morning.

However, there was no plastic bag containing a box of cereal in the pantry either.

I went to my desk to fetch my car keys, thinking I left my lunch on the passengers seat.

Through the drivers side window I saw a white plastic bag on the seat.

I opened the door and reached into the bag to gauge the coldness factor of my forgotten soy milk.

It was at this point (through the sense touch), I learned that the bag did not contain soy milk or cereal.

No, no. The bag held a pair of black mary janes.

It was a this point that I thought, "Bree, you packed shoes for lunch, you probably should have called in sick today. I fear you have become delirious from the fever."

Luckily, I've been walking around with a can of Manhattan Clam Chowder in my purse for the last two weeks.

So I had that. It was okay. It wasn't cereal though.


Saturday, May 16

forwarded email which i found highly entertaining.

Breaking news - Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality
And we all know who gave it to him…

Friday, May 15

hooray for all seniors!

how did I not see this before?

The homeless pigeon lady from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.



Susan Boyle of Britain's Got Talent.

Pretty close you gotta admit.

Friday, May 8

B A T M A N

I was going through some boxes earlier and found my big ole box of kid drawings. 
I enjoyed this one of two men with guns holding up kids and a dog in the park. 
Please note that the Bat Signal has been lit over Gotham City.

Thursday, May 7

katie holmes sux


Monday, May 4

This image of Gene Wilder sums up my weekend.

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(I got to see my darling little brothers at their senior show.
I had the Sylvia Plath's poem "Daddy" recited to me over the phone.
I went to see X-men Origins and ended up in the same theater with a rowdy group of mentally disabled adults.
I got some new perfume and ice cream with my pal.
I got two freelance gigs.
I ran into a lot of random people under I-95 in the rain.
I played with the kittens on my stoop.
I hung my new print by the door cause it makes me chuckle.)